Today at work, was no better than any other day...except for one little gem of a transaction. Here is how the story unfolds.
Customer who I have never seen before in my life holding up a memory card: "Excuse me, is this the memory card that I almost bought on Friday?"
Me: How could I possibly know that?
Customer (getting angry): A simple "no" would have sufficed.
Me: ...
Customer (getting red in the face): ...
Me: Okay then. No.
In other news, here is a picture of my friend Trousie looking epic.